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Yes they could be repeats but they funny, read them again... Blonde Men...Well FINALLY, it just had to come to this sooner or later!A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do ... it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND”.He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”“Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor.“No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.“Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks.“Hanging myself,” the blonde replies.“The rope should be around your neck” says the guard.“I tried that,” he replies, “but then I couldn’t breathe.”An Italian tourist asks a blonde man:“Why do scuba divers always fall. ..we werent making love alot...i guess she was worried if i would ever come back..so the nite of passion... i jumped on the bike and set off.... Food would be in some small joints on the way.. was careful to not spend too much money at a time...needed money for the fuel to take me places....i would drive the whole day and stop near a pond or lake and sleep in my sleeping bag.... it was invigorating to use the open land for my bodily functions....would jump into the ponds and try and get as clean as possible...after a week or so i reached this beautiful indian village in western India and was welcomed by the people there...they were amazed to see this single man driving a bike and carrying all his possessions in one bag...The village head man gave me use of a small room situated in a corner of his big farm.I used to wake up early and go for a run...and would then help the villagers in their farms in all sorts of menial or difficult tasks...it was fun....one thing that was even more fun.
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