If you can give me a new reason for speeding -- a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.GeorgiaThe owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia, and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."LouisianaA senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana..."When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world."MississippiThe young man from Mississippi. Oh, I'd get good and stiff while working my moveson a woman for sure! But then once things progressed and became moreheated; like foreplay on her bed for instance, I'd suddenly - orrather, it suddenly would turn into 'Silly Putty' as I removed mypants! Thank god for masturbation! And as a man it's so damn easy tohave an orgasm. All I have to do is get just the least bit excited andaway we go! I'd soon have quite a mess on my hands quite literally toclean up. But I digress. Life for me has settled into a rut. I work atthe gym and I workout with Jack before our shifts or afterward. Thankgod for my modeling career or I wouldn't get out at all. Monday December 31, 2007Christmas was a real drag this year, compared to the blissful ChristmasI had last year. I was engaged to be married to a woman I was madly inlove with and thought I'd be spending the rest of my days with. I evenwent to see a therapist about it because I loved her so much I didn'tthink it fair that she not know about my past.
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