”God says, “Say no more.” And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.The mice said, “All our lives we’ve had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn’t have to run anymore.”God says, “Say no more.” And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, “How are you doing? Are you happy here?”The cat yawns and stretches and says, “Oh, I’ve never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you’ve been sending over are the best!”The secret to a long life... A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said. “You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you’ll. You two have fun. That's what we came here for." That's not fair, though," Shay said, taking my other hand. "I mean, you wouldn't be sore if it wasn't for me."All of sudden, there was talking everywhere. I didn't realize everyone else was listening to our conversation, but two mothers and two other teenage girls swooped in on that comment."Don't you say that!" It wasn't your fault, Shay." There's no reason to be sorry."I glanced at John, who stood back from the scene with a smirk on his face. I rolled my eyes dramatically, reached down, and slipping my hands into Shay's armpits, lifted her up until her face was even with mine. She rose with a squeal and looked into my stern expression. Our faces were only inches apart. We looked silently into each other's eyes and communicated without words. I could tell she knew how I felt about her last comment. Her expression softened and a little smile stole across her lips. Her feet dangled helplessly beneath her. Then she pecked my nose with.
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