The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.And in closing...Two good ol' boys in a Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant.After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"NOW. I giggled and said, “You sure seem to have planned things with him.”She blushed and drifted her eyes sideways to see the view through the open window. I relaxed back resting my head onto the seat. I am Rani, a 19 year old girl doing my second year in college. I look quite short compared to my other girl friends with a height of 4’9” and an average weight. My sizes were a 32-28-36 with firm medium breasts topped by thick brown nipples and a perfectly rounded ass. Priya on the other hand was bit heavy with the sizes of 34-28-34 with soft firm breasts which runs down to her smooth hips and creamy white thighs. Her boyfriend loved to spend hours together on nibbling, sucking, biting and playing with her thick sensitive nipples which I came to know from her. I never took an effort to seek a boyfriend for myself while all my other friends seemed to have more than one. I was not fascinated entirely by this culture of dating in the morning and mating in the night yet I loved sex as much as.
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